The Legend Of Hairy Tony

In days of old, when men were bold and food was good and hearty Tony hunted the whale, and told his tale at every pub and party.

The tale is true of Tony and crew on the ship that was dragged to the pole. The burgs were old, the seas were cold and most men feared for their souls.

But the whale free, the men would Cree but Tony went on undaunted “I’ll Save This Boat” Tony would gloat and continued his task as if haunted. His body was hairy, to most this was scary but this hair was what kept Tony warm.

He beat the whale, the ship would sail and he steered the ship from harm. They ate and cheered, they drank good beer and some claim this story is phoney. So eat and cheer and drink your beer as we pay tribute to Hairy Tony!